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Comedy from a Political Nut ‘s point of view. What you laughing at?
Over the past few weeks America has been in serious and deep turmoil. No I am not here to bring healing. But to merely distract you from the real issues.
I was walking home from the corner store today. Back to my humble urban abode. And I was like man it is hot out here. In the wake of years of political exploitation by Barack Obama , Democrats and a heat index of 104 . I think even a conservative brother like me has changed my tune. I have figured it out. I think the KKK is responsible for the hot weather. This is Smother a Brother Weather. That ‘s right mama. Smother a Brother weather. How ‘s a brother supposed to make it home safely when the Humidity is trying to Smother a Brother.
I just so happen to have some Peach juice drink and some Fried Chicken fresh out of the oven. All purchased inefficiently from the corner store ran by the Asian family , that even though they know me they keep an eye on my every move. Nice people 🙂 .
As I walked home to my baby mama and my young seed. I thought to myself. Man forget the cops. I think the humidity is apart of a hate group.
Then I started thinking to myself. All these years I have trusted the weather and it turns out that the weather is racist. The racism was subtle. Not right in your face but more institutionalized. Aint that a
So I started thinking about all the things that I have so blindly overlooked. Like why is the the most beautiful thing about the weather white? That ‘s right the Snow is White. Sounds like a conspiracy to me. Then when I walk on the snow with my boots it gets dirty and turns black. Who set this up. Just by me living on Earth I mess up the beautiful scenery.
The sun has life giving Vitamin D. You feel better you live longer. Yet the longer I am in it the more I look like Harambe the ape and less like Brad Pitt. Is that fair? No it ‘s not fair. It ‘s racist. The weather is Racist I tell you. #Smotherabrotherweather
So what ‘s a brother or sister to do. I am not finished. So sit there in your White Privilege and listen to what I have to say. That’s the least you can do for 400 of years of Slavery , Jim Crow, Mass incarceration, Ice Hockey, Tofu, and Michael Bolton cds. It ‘s bad enough we have to get our hair cut so often to get a job or our women need to get their hair done so often for it too look descent. When all you have to do is wake up and shake it around. Put on some Michael Buble and you’re off to Starbucks. But when it rains or our hair gets wet. There goes the perm. That ‘s racist.
So I have decided all things considered. I am laying off the racist pig cops this week. The weather has been a lot more racist for a lot longer. And heck President Obama and Hillary Clinton have blamed the Climate for everything from Terrorism to Earthquakes. So why not give the crooked cops a pass for their racism and bigotry. At least for this week. It ‘s been tough for everyone .
YEAH WE TAKING APPLICATIONS N%&#@
I think my decision to put down my utter hate and contempt for the men in blue will make the big Chief David Brown proud.
I think I might even put in an application. Man it ‘s hot out here.
I think Chief Brown would say. That ‘s my homie
But seriously I would like to salute all of those in America unjustly killed. No matter your race. I pray for Liberty and Justice for all.
Let me get my black butt home before I become a victim …. Of this heat. Dehydration is a Mother. Stay thirsty my friends. 😉
Update: A few weeks after I wrote this post . I got a message from a subscriber. Known in the neighborhood as Big Will. He was stopped by another ignorant white low life cop. He said the Police officer pulled him over for nothing as usual. He came up to my window and asked me if I knew where I was going ?
Officer: What are you doing in this part of town boy
Big Will: I said officer I own a weave business right down the street.
He asked me to get out of the car. He had that look in his eye. He pulled his Baton out. I been waiting to put uppity boys like you in your place. Mid sentence he stopped and said. Look man it ‘s too hot out here. Be careful and get home safe.
I was shocked. But relieved. I was gonna sue the socks off the city. I told him thanks officer. I am not even mad at you man. The heat makes all of us wimps. God bless you . Kiss the wife, hug the kids and Go Duncan Donuts!
As he walked back to his car he looked backed at me. Smiled and saluted.
Now we are working together in this hot as h$# weather to bring the cops and community together you know what I’m saying? Aint that something. Ha ha ha. Yeppp
Throughout this whole ordeal I have come to realize. It ‘s not about black or white. Naww man that ‘s a distraction by the man. It ‘s about the weather. The weather is Racist. It don ‘t care whether you black , white, yellow, or blue. It ‘s gonna rain. Believe that homie. Believe that.
Thank you for that touching ,inciteful, and moving story Big Will. We pray your weave business takes off. No pun intended. Well thanks for reading. Hug a cop. Hug a brother. Stay cool. Because the weather is Racist.